Cashier and gym

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So I have applied my position as a cashier in KFC.
They handed me a paper to fill in my particulars and it was filled with words being crossed and cancelled. I kid you not!
What caught my eyes to that job was.... 
'Lunch is provided'
as long as my stomach is happy, its alright.

I am surprised that I am not a members of the Chubby Wubby Fat Club because I have been choking down a whole junk of food all my life.

My mom would usually be against the idea of me working but this time, she had a change of heart.

But the decision to work is mine alone because I believe that

You have a leg for a reason,
to stand on your own and not rely on others

I don't want to tap into my family's wealth to buy stuff I like.

However being a cashier could means doing zombie-like things
Things which make people to be emotionless as a stone

I have seen people working as a cashier.
They've got a look saying, I'm the most miserable person in the world and they would usually have an eye of a corpse

The customer could as well look like a cucumber - They wouldn't notice much of a difference

I want to work at kfc. So I can make my mom regret asking me work.
I am going to bring home and eat kentucky fried chicken infront of her pet birds.
yum~




So I have been school gym and am planning to do it every single day.

Yes, I groan and grunt like a 400 pound Biggest Loser contestant.  It is about as attractive as it sounds.

I have NEVER forced myself to exercise until to this faithful day, not unless you count lifting drumsticks to my mouth as lifting weights.


I have never love exercising. In all honestly I rather spend the time camping my bed and just ...sleep. Alone. Or perhaps Veg in front of the TV.
However I don't want to be skinny or a sloth.

Although exercising means a whole busload of PROFANITY, its worth it I suppose.

However I don't like it when those people who stands in front of the mirror and watch their muscle flex. Makes me feel puny.
They would then go about flexing and touching their stomach muscle.

Apparently for me, I don't touch my belly because the only thing I will be touching is my pre-existing belly fat. My 8 packs combine to one. The jumbo pack....
I will be caressing rolls that have existed for the past 18 years of my life.



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