so I am done with chem papers.
That paper made me leak profanities from the blackest part of my soul.

I gulp down some undrinkable black coffee to keep me awake the day before the exam to be slammed with questions which must have been dug out of my chem lecturer's ass! Woot woot


luckily I didn't enrolled myself into an architecture course and go for some architecture exam. Its not like I hate drawing or anything. Its because you will find yourself
in a position whereby drawing a straight line of some sort means the difference between:

    1) everyday business as usual
    2) bridge collapsing and the killing of innocents

..well, you're in that position, so draw a straight line !


So as I glanced through the questions, I tried to attempt some of the questions on the go:

Chem Paper : Draw a Cyclohexene structure
me: a better question would be, how am i balancing this pencil on my nose huh?

Luckily the question didn't ask me this,

Chem paper: What is a cyclo?
me: ....uuuhhh is it a cyclone...like one for which suckz stuff like cows in the sky or sothng else....

I thought that the paper would have been easy and friendly....smooth as butter from start to finish....the hard truth however, is that the paper was my enemy

So being provoked by the paper, I rammed my forehead into the paper with an audible thud but not enough to make everyone turn and look.

If it weren’t for my non-oily face, I would have surely had the chem paper stuck to my forehead which would have made me look like a jiang shi, only that the chem paper was the scroll on my forehead.


and then my chem lecturer came into the class towards the end of the paper.....Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

However I wasn't the only one with the killer intent.
I was so tempted to take a picture with my phone, of people focusing their death glare directly towards my chem lecturer.


so next paper, pam. same shit different smell. all exam papers are the same. At least they don't suck as bad as dreamweaver test.