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So I had my last final year paper today.

So how was the paper you might ask?

Although I was certain no introduction was made between me and the paper, I knew it was going to be a tough paper.

 It made me let out a whole busload of PROFANITY and I am still recovering from that previous chemistry paper.

Did the paper bust my balls?

Nope, it blew them into smithereens. The left nut kinda blew up right in its place. The right one shot off, ricocheted into the corner, and rolled somewhere under a table. 

"Here," the exam examiner said after kindly picking it up and dusting it off,
"I believe this belongs to you."
I walked out of the room with the lower lip quivering. I haven't walked like that since I was circumcised when I was young.

And it doesn’t helps that the air conditioner was set to low temperature.
I... I.. dislike cold temperatures. If you were to leave me an air conditioned room and were to come back 5 minutes later, you might think that I am dead.

But the exams are gone now and I am soo going to get myself a job. Wonder what will I work as during the holidays.
Never worked before.

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