I don't get why people LOOVVEEE Math so much.
These people look at Math problems as if they are seeing fireworks. I however,  shit a brick when I look at it.

Each time I lay my eyes on a complicated math problem, my body begins to become spastic
This includes

• Sudden impulsion to go to the toilet to clear my bowel
• Lost of energy
• Words being replaced by primal grunts and bleats

I hate Math because I was never good in it. EVAR!

To illustrate my stupidity in Math,
When I was in primary school, my mom had sent me to an outside tuition class because of my "ever-so-awesome-math-marks".

On the same day, I was rejected and the amount my mom paid was fully refunded back because the teacher was too dumbstruck / shocked at my standard of Math.

My first rejection in life.
Thats how bad my math was and will always be.


There are limits to how pathetic a person can get but I think I surpassed it.
They say that even death can't cure an idiot.




Getting low marks results in me being a slave to more math papers.

So normally when I study at home, I would like to listen to songs

Mom: "TURN OFF THAT AWFUL MUSIC, ASRI!"
Me: but but but.... its nice
Mom: "OFF!"

And sometimes I can barely muster the energy to do anything but crawl towards my bed.

ah, dear god. Thanks for making me out to be such an idiot.