$300 for last month utility bill ! Wo0oo! New record ! I have outdid myself this time.
I'm almost positive that in the near future, the figure could eclipse the entire annual collections of The Red Cross in one year. I am expecting it to come soon because bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I am proud to say that my family was commended on the staggering amount by PUB saying that we ranked 1st in our whole HDB block.

I am honored that my family has achieved such prestigious achievement and I would like to thank my brother and myself for devoting most of our time, to make sure our laptops doesn't get neglected, my father for sleeping infront of the television with the television switched on through out the night, my pet bird, for making noise at night so we had to splash water to them to keep them quiet and so much more.

Sometimes, I ponder,
"Are people who particularly spend most of the time glued to computer screen most of the time obese?"
Like if it was a man and you were to lift his man boobs, you’ll find potato chips, movie ticket stubs, and all kinds of delicious grubs for Timon and Pumba.