Part of becoming a normal, civilized, person is to realize that your balls/private parts aren't out, swaying and suspending in mid-air as they please. Of course, unless you want someone to flick it, please keep it in.

Mr Ball Dangler, an old Chinese man, who I had met yesterday, had his "swang" out if you know what I mean.
Of course if you want me to describe it, then it was pretty much shagging but I shall spare you the details.

Thank god he wasn't purposely jiggling it because I swear it could cause blindness. 
 Well my mom, grandma and bro saw it too and my mom was like saying

Mom :BOY! TAKE HIS PICTURE QUICKLY! [ Boy refers to me or my bro ]

My bro: Ma.... you can't be serious

Me: FUCK! I forgot to bring my handphone!

Grandma: Let him be, he just want to pee... - probably turned on.

And as we were slowing down our walking pace, trying to enjoy every minute of entertainment, he grabbed his "swang" and began to pee. Now normally, an average human takes at MOST, 20 seconds to pee but he took more than 30 seconds.

You do NOT want to step up to him and challenge him in a pissing match unless you're packing a bladder, the size of a camel bladder and have complete disregard for your reputation.

After he was done pissing, he wore back his underwear which was, I would say, unnecessary since he had already exposed to everyone his balls, he squat down on a grass, gesturing like as if he was going to take a dung. Unfortunately, we did not stay for long and continue to embark on our journey to KFC. Normally, I am emotionless as a stone but after witnessing that event, damn did that man made my day and NO I am not gay, I am a straight decent person. :D


Okay so of course  there is a lesson to every story. While for mine, its, "bring your handphone everywhere".